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I do stupid things 65% of the time.

haha. bwahaha. bwahahaHA xD!! I tried to make japanese rice balls (Onigiri) today, and... I ended up with a lump of cold porridge with some salmon on the side. Epic fail.

Oh, and I have gone over to the dark side and am now a Twilight and Edward Cullen fan. Help. Robert Pattinson is not especially hot or anything normally, but in that movie, oh my god.

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Dad: But dinner wasn't so bad. There was nothing wrong with the salmon, and the mashed potatoes were good.
Me: ...what mashed potatoes?
Dad: ...wasn't there mashed potatoes?
Me: ...no.
Dad: Really?
Me: Yes.
Dad: Huh. So there was just the rice?
Me: Yes.
Mom: lol.
Dad: ...I did think it was a bit weird to have both mashed potatoes and rice.
Me: *snort*  yeah.
Mom: lolwtfbbq.
Me: ...there were two completely failed rice balls on your plate though.
Dad: Huh.
Mom: roflzomglmao
Me: ....lol!
Dad: O_o.

So, today I did something possibly stupid. I signed up for a 6 month contract at the gym. About 50 bucks per month. Head, meet desk. I really want to get in better shape, because I feel like a dead weight and I don't have the energy to do anything at all. But. Still. So expensive. I told dad, and he is not happy about it, even though he didn't say anything other than that he'd help me pay. I feel all panicky inside. And the sales lady was like sales people are, very to the point and "here is the contract, sign here!" And. Me and N-chan barely had time to think.

But. I can't decide if I made a good choice or a bad one. I really really need the exercise. I mean, 80 year olds run past me on their bikes, honestly. And I feel so tired all the time... just blurgh. And. I know that I won't exercise unless I have to, because I have no dicipline at all. And N-chan is the same, she even tried to get out of our first spinning class tomorrow, 5 minutes after we decided to go. Just. I think both of us need this kick in the arse to actually do something.

So. It was a good thing? But not. But kind of good? Semi-good? At least not completely worthless and money wasting?


Letter MEME!

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear anamuan :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it last year in your closet and I saw you put leeches on my best friend. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the eggplant-fetishism.

Go burn,

omglol xDDDDD!!!!!!!

Well, I finally got a call from McDonald's. The good thing is that I'm starting tomorrow, the bad thing is that I'm going to miss the choir. guh.

Other random thing: I've looked into this a little, and I want a Bombay cat. Well not now obviously, but I'm definitly going to get one in the future. kittycat :3!

Lol, called up McDonald's to ask when in buggering hell I will start working (but in a more polite way,) and apparently he had already told me that he was going to call me tomorrow with the details. *facepalm* why must I always miss the important parts of a conversation D:?! Maybe I should just join a cloister and stop having conversations altogether -__-!

Nov. 10th, 2008

Phew, site started working, rent paid. But is now poor as a church rat. GUH D:!

lol, I have no idea how I manage these things, but... I walked around half of the day with an empty toilet roll in my pant leg O_o. I felt something odd against my ankle at Uni, bent down and looked, and. Toilet roll. hello mr toilet roll just... wtf D:?


Landlady called me up and told me I haven't paid my rent yet, and I was like: whut? I thought I was supposed to pay it at the first of december! And she was like: noes, you were supposed to pay it at the first of november. And I was like: oops. And she was like: Okay, but you can go to my bank and pay it in today. And I was like: MOKAY!


I have to transfer money from my savings account in Sweden to my other Swedish account so that I can take out the friggin' money, but the banks webpage has crashed D:!!!! And the banks here close at 3 right? so, so.... alsdfhalghlaglblfgn D:!!!!

*facepalm* flatmates guests have broken the shower. I need a shower. My hair is greasy ;__;! Maybe I can make it a fashion statement, like.... Snape. Yes, this is my belated Halloween costume, I'm going as Sevvy.

Instant Snape, just add grease.


Oh crap.

Managed to make a complete arse of myself on my National Insurance Number interview. I fail so spectaluraly, yet again. If I was a superhero, I would probably be called Failwoman, and I would fight crime by going up to teh evil guys and fail, thus dragging them with me in my black hole of failyness.

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I'm going to go hide under a rock now ;__;!



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